You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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