just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
they need to just BURY HIM!
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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