On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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