im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
