Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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