Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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