sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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