But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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