it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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