So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
