I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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