she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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