if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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