Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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