Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He kissed a someone with a penis
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
