: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
He better not be in your backpack
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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