Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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