How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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