Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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