We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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