is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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