I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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