Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Randomize
