"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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