If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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