roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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