Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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