dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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