when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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