I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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