We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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