I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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