is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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