All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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