Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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