Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
