I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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