That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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