Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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