the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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