I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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