How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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