Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
