: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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