I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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