A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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