I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize