this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
You don't make any sense
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