Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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