She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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