I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
All the doctor said was why
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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