So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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