Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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