Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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